Well hey, nothing says motivation like a bullet to the temple

Welcome back to the blog.


Hmmm.. uh... anything worth posting in here...


oh yeah, i have to organize my entire life in less than one month in order to maintain my ability to spend it with Sara.

But besides that nothing is going on.



If anyone has, say, $25,000,000 i could borrow, it would be fantastic. If i had lots and lots of money, this entire problem wouldn't exist. No, no, wait, i know what it is...


if i wasn't a moron this problem wouldn't exist.




Its a good thing i beieve her when she says she loves me... if she didn't, we wouldn't stand a chance...



I'll do what i have to.

And then throw it into the fucking faces of everyone who said it was impossible.





Fuck all of you.