Peanuts need a much larger pallate value to warrant trying to eat one.

News! I have news!

ok, dumb news, but...


TEUSDAY IS NOT MY DAY!

I've been saying it for years, but it turns out my day is not tuesday. nope. But i was close...

Its thursday. why?


Because July 17th, 1986 was a thursday.


also, as of my copy-and-pasting this info, i am exactly 557,457,947 seconds old. which, consequently, makes me 154,849 hours old. Of which i have spent 145,170 awake and 9,679 hours asleep.

Thats 403 days!

I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR ALMOST 1.104 YEARS!

Thats enough sleep for me, thankyou.

Also, in my time alive i've spent nearly .8 years sitting on this here computer.





wow




i'm a loser.




on another note, everyone needs to give Sara a big round of applause. She has managed to change my mind about a lot of things... about me and my life, and about what love really is...

And today she left me walking toward the diner with a big dumb grin on my face. She knows just what to do and say to make my whole day incredible...


Thanks Sara.


For every day.