480 small chances to kill myself.

They will be here tomorrow. My box of Wismilak Diplomats, all four packages. 10 packs per box. 12 gorgeous kreteks per pack. 480 little tiny happinesses, all there for me.

and whoever i sell them to.

Its sort of a sad jump, going from the Djarum Black (by far the most fitting kretek for me to smoke) to the Diplomat. Why? Well... diplomats are not black. damnit.

However, i plan on ordering a shitload of the Djarums as well, so i'll have both to enjoy. Blacks in public, and just whenever i want to smoke. Diplomats (which cost roughly $8-10 a pack here in the states, about $90 a box) i will smoke in the company of friends, and when i just fucking need a damn good kretek.

I can't help but love kretek cigarettes. I smoked them for a long time, stopped, and then started up once again. Well, these beautiful cigarettes put every fucking white camel to shame. They burn longer, they taste better, they (in the instance of blacks) look much more unique, and they just plain do the job.

I ordered this particular brand straight from indonesia, so the shipping was a bitch ($40 for 1.5 kilo!) but from what i understand, its worth it.

The black connoisseur i am, switching from a pure black cigarette to a... white one with grey stripes... ah what the hell.

anyways, i'm all excited over fucking smokes. man i'm bored.