Well, i finally got a job. Yes, slacker joe got a job. The best job ever. ever.

I get paid

7.00 an hour

to walk around


and sell people

Kohls charge cards.


heh, no joke. AND i get commission, 1 or 2$ for every one i sell.

So lets say i work an average of four hours every day (). Thats $196 a week. Then, after my commisions, say an average of $30 a day, i have another $210. In two weeks, thats $406. EVen if i work HALF the hours, i still make around $203. So if you average it out, i might be pushing $300 every two weeks, and all i have to do is walk around and get people to buy these charge cards.

Who buys cards, you say?

Well, at the registers alone, not counting credit soliciters like myself, Kohls sells 20 a day. The soliciters can sell as many as 60 in one day, and during xmas the sales go berserk.

It doesn't beat out Kyle's massive amounts of daily tip money, but I have the better end of the work deal. I expend about 1/10 the physical effort for about 3/5 the cash he makes.

All i need to do is take a drug test, and i'm in. Dunno when i start, but i imagine in the next few days.

So, this means i can A save for a car, and B save for a bike. Also, C, get a cell phone. A good one, not some cheap shit. Camera, IM, the works. with my extra $30-60 a day in commission will pay for it, no problem.

So, i owe my dad $300, and i'll probably take Kyle out to dinner or a movie or paintball or something.


So if i get a car... what car do i get?

We'll see in my next post!


What else is on my list of i-finally-have-money? Halo 2, and fable. booyah.

But first, car. car car car.