Yes so now that i am done venting all of that, lemme move on to some more important things. Mostly things like christmas.


Yes, xmas. we all love it or hate it, or love to hate the love the hate of it. or something. Whatever the case, we need to keep one thing in mind, the true meaning of xmas.

NOTHING!

zip! zilch! nada!

For those who are in-the-biblical-know, you are aware the christ was born somewhere more around november or october, some people speculate as late as august. but december? Very few historians see this as being the actual month of christs birth. what does this mean>


xmas is about santa! and what is santa about? stuff! santa is the god of material! yes folks, we love xmas because we love stuff. we love to get things we will not buy ourselves. let other people *gasp* buy it for you!

i love this idea almost as much as i love the actual event of getting stuff. Although that is great, i do also love buying stuff for people. Its the best. Buying things for other people, especially something they want and benefits me, is great.


This year i asked for very little. Some music, some violent video games, and thats about it. Nothing too special. I also managed to throw in some weird stuff like some crazy 20" tall strapped boots and whatnot, but just for kicks. no pun intended.


anyway, the true meaning of xmas is stuff without a doubt. Waking up to tons of wrapped treasures for my greedy little self is and always will be why i wake up at all. If it were just christs birthday, i would probably view it like i view easter. Kinda... well not really at all. Who cares about easter? and who named it that? Christ dies, so lets call that day, uh, easter! retards. When i die, i think i'll call it LOZENGER for kicks and see who celebrates.