20051130

Anti Teenager Device

BARRY, Wales--Though he did not know it at the time, the idea came to Howard Stapleton when he was 12 and visiting a factory with his father, a manufacturing executive in London.

Opening the door to a room where workers were using high-frequency welding equipment, he found he could not bear to go inside.

"The noise!" he complained.

"What noise?" the grownups asked.

Now 39, Stapleton has taken the lesson he learned that day--that children can hear sounds at higher frequencies than adults can--to fashion a novel device that he hopes will provide a solution to the eternal problem of obstreperous teenagers who hang around outside stores and cause trouble.

The device, called the Mosquito ("It's small and annoying," Stapleton said), emits a high-frequency pulsing sound that, he said, can be heard by most people younger than 20 and almost no one older than 30. The sound is designed to so irritate young people that after several minutes, they cannot stand it and go away.

So far, the Mosquito has been road-tested in only one place, at the entrance to the Spar convenience store in this town in South Wales. Like birds perched on telephone wires, surly teenagers used to plant themselves on the railings just outside the door, smoking, drinking, shouting rude words at customers and making regular disruptive forays inside.

"On the low end of the scale, it would be intimidating for customers," said Robert Gough, who, with his parents, owns the store. "On the high end, they'd be in the shop fighting, stealing and assaulting the staff."

Gough (pronounced GUFF) planned to install a sound system that would blast classical music into the parking lot, another method known to horrify hang-out youths into dispersing, but never got around to it. But last month, Stapleton gave him a Mosquito for a free trial. The results were almost instantaneous. It was as if someone had used anti-teenager spray around the entrance, the way you might spray your sofas to keep pets off. Where disaffected youths used to congregate, now there is no one.

At first, members of the usual crowd tried to gather as normal, repeatedly going inside the store with their fingers in their ears and "begging me to turn it off," Gough said. But he held firm and neatly avoided possible aggressive confrontations: "I told them it was to keep birds away because of the bird flu epidemic."

A trip to Spar here in Barry confirmed the strange truth of the phenomenon. The Mosquito is positioned just outside the door. Although this reporter could not hear anything, being too old, several young people attested to the fact that yes, there was a noise, and yes, it was extremely annoying.

"It's loud and squeaky and it just goes through you," said Jodie Evans, 15, who was shopping at the store even though she was supposed to be in school. "It gets inside you."


The New York Times

20051122

Fuck.

I'm bored.

Cold boredom.

I walked home from work in the rain. The rain.

The cold rain.

My cat sleeps on some blankets downstairs. It eats, craps, and then sleeps on my god damned blankets.

Sometimes, it scratches me. But mostly it just sleeps.

I am so fucking bored, its insane. I need something interesting to do. If i could, i'd be at some job right now, making assloads of money. Third shift. That'd be nice...

So, i have to go out and do that. Job. Nice. Right...

Christmas is on the way. Fucking christmas. Jesus... i haven't much money for that.

I want alot of shit no one can buy me. It sucks. An xbox 360... a laptop... etc etc. Too expensive. Maybe i should make good freinds with rich people.

The xbox 360 launched tonight. WOot. i won't play one for months, if i had to guess.

I want my own, damnit. For $400, i had better start saving, eh?


i need something to do. Why am i the only one who stays up this late? I work thirty hours a week, maybe thirty five, and still find time for a sexy girlfriend, videogames, and posting in this god forsaken blog.

Where is everyone else who used to stay up till all hours?

Once i have my vehicle running, this staying at home all night shit is going to end.

Period.

(who does that sound more assholish than assertive?)

Son of a bitch. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. i am freaking insanely bored...

20051110

Poor blog...

My poor blog doesn't get much traffic anymore. In fact, i bet i can name the people who will eventually read this post.

Kyle
Scot

and then later maybe

Susan
Steve


wow. I need to start posting more of my hate-shit sort of posts. They seemed to get a bit more traffic.

So, tomorrow, or later tonight, or whenever i feel inspired, i will cover the follow i-hate-____ subjects.


Batteries
Cables
Wind

If you have a suggestion as to a subject i can dump hate uponeth, please stick it in a comment.

20051108

My love...

One year ago, november 7th, Sara and i began.

Its been the most incredible year of my life, no doubt about it.

This past year was terrifying, exhilerating, life changing... i've learned so much about love, about myself, and about my beautiful soulmate. She has taught me so much, and given so many things to me... i could never repay her for her love. She consumes me, my every thought, my every word. She is my world, my rock, my fortress. She is my happiness and my pride, she is the center of all i ever want to be.

I love you, Sara... more than anything. Thank you for being the one who fills my life with depth, with light, with companionship. Thank you for being you, brilliant, beautiful, perfect you.

My everything. My bebes.

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again

However far away
I will always love you
However long I stay
I will always love you
Whatever words I say
I will always love you
I will always love you

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am free again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again

However far away
I will always love you
However long I stay
I will always love you
Whatever words I say
I will always love you
I will always love you

The Cure, Lovesong

20051101

FREAKIN GOD DAMN WOOT!

Let me make one simple statement, and i'll be off.


S1DC.com is now owned by moi.





[happiness ensues]