The world is. Wow, what a concept.

The FedEx guy is coming. he's on his way. I know, because the tracking number they gave me directed me to a site that says... he's coming.

I'm so happy i might finally be getting my airsoft guns, i'm going to explode. I even wondered if i should get a shower and dressed up for the nice fedex guy...

nah.


he can see me all fucked up in my just-woke-up state

HE'S A WEEK LATE!

asshole.

God its so humid, my hands are sticking to the desk.

I want my guns.

I hear a plane go by, and get all excited. but alas, its just a plane.


Once i get my trusty guns, i'll post on here! and tell everyone!


AUGH I JUST SAW A FUCKING DHL TRUCK GO BY!

why am i being tortured.




and just for the record.


Sara rocks.