How to get comments on a post:

 
1. be sure to include all sorts of controversial topic stuff inside of it. If someone gets pissed of, they'll read it and absoltely HAVE to put thier two cents (or $200) in.

2. Use names of other people, even if thier names never actually show up. These people are psychic anyways, and will know you're talking about them. Thus, they'll respond.

3. Place a post like this after a post tha already has comments. Everyone sees it as retaliation, and not as a random blurb (placed after a normal, everyday, no comment post, posts like these get little to no atention.). Thus, they have to comment.

4. Bear in mind that 9 out of 10 comments are there to disagree with or adjust your entry. Be sure to thank people for taking the time to solve the problems you inadvertantly added to your personal thoughts. They obviously know your thoughts better than you do, and can offer advice concerning the proper expression of them.

5. Comment thier comments. Most commentors hate not having the last word, and this particular method can begin a long string of comments.

6. Be sure to only post stuff when your brain is completely going nuts. Only when stressed out, angry, depressed, distraught, and sick can one really post material people give enough of a fuck aout to post responses to. If its happy, everyday blah blah blah, they'll ignore it.

7. When you post about yourself, be sure to include some sort of uplifting or interesting part of your life. This will get instant responses, as most people will attempt to make sure you know that your life really DOES suck or you actually ARE inferior to whomever writes the comment. They're need to make sure everyone knows they are superior to you will always, always generate comments.

8. Re-arrange this list so that the very second to last item relates most to your last post. This is about parallel to tossing a grenade into a 20' wasp nest. Sounds scary? it is... but you'll get used to it.

 

 
Be sure to copy and paste this into your blog for additional effect.

 
And be sure to pull stunts like this ALL THE TIME. People get annoyed. Which generates comments.

 
Other ways to get comments:

1. Light yourself on fire
2. Light your blog on fire
3. Light your blog on fire from someone elses computer
4. Eat a cat
5. Introduce chlorine to a bottle of rubbing alchohol in your best freinds backyard
6. Subsequently light thier yard on fire
7. Light a cat on fire
8. As a general rule, fire creates comments
9. Jump out an airplane
10. That you hijacked
11. Naked.
12. As a general rule, all combinations of fire, nudity, and aircraft creates comments.
13. Pee on the rear bumper of a car in traffic
14. Especially if its to put out the fire you just set to it
15. You might want to hijack the car afterwards
16. Light yourself on fire while eating a flaming cat whilst sitting on the roof of your hijacked aircraft pissing off the side onto the rear bumper of the car you stole to get to the aircraft, the bumper of such aformentioned car on fire after being driven through the back yard of your bes friends house, which is also on fire, and then jump off the roof of the aircraft into a giant vat of jello.

Naked.