I said it before, let me say it again:

This blog is my outlet. I blow up in here where i can't in real life. why do i do it in here? because in real life i'd get smacked or punched or indicted.

so

I rant and rave and flip out in here.

Its all massive, obese, bloated, exaggerated examples of me being angry or annoyed or whatever.

so

don't take it so seriously!

Or don't read it, one or the other.

If i don't mention anyone's name, then inquire, don't assume.
If i do something completely random, albeit violent, its because i enjoy being violent. I don't want to kill you.

yet.

What most people lie in bed thinking about, or harbor for thirty seconds after they get really pissed off, i wrap in tin foil and save until i can unwrap it and stuff it in here.

You all think it, you get mad, you get unreasonable, you eventually sort it out and cooler heads prevail.

And i... post it in here. Because for some reason, i feel better afterwards. Then i get crap for it, and since i love controversy, i win twice :)


So please take heed, this blog is not for anyone, its for me, because when i yell at it, it doesn't yell back. well, if you don't count angry commenters.


As a great man once said:

"Shit, if you believe that... then... I'ma kill you too."
Eminem, Slim-Shady, Marshal M., The Rapper with the Most Names.

And another one said:

"You know who your friends are when everyone else is dead."
Serious Sam

And yet another one said:

"Only you can prevent forest fires"
Smokey the Bear, who coincidentally is also the head of the National Association for Legal Recreational Drugs

And then i said:

"Why the hell... won't this damn computer... do what i tell it... piece of... god... stupid... grr..."
I