help, I don't exist!!

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Sara killed me, and therefore I do not post, make art, update, or give a shit about anything else. I have become stricken from the world, and my consciousness now roams the cosmos; tortured, but free.
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My computer is sitting in a wasteland of hydrochloric puddles and stale donut holes. The 3-inch long spider I used to keep as a pet devoured my cat last week, and layed its egg sac all over my monitor, so if it still worked, no one would know. The pizza from last Christmas is spreading up the far wall, and feeds itself on the wall map stapled there. My sleeping area has collapsed upon itself into the World's Smallest Black Hole. (kind of like my..... nevermind. :-o )
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shit bitch ass cunt slut motherfucker barbara streisand to be given phi beta3 clearance until a solution to the noodle incident can be formulated.
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I have a grand idea. I will make my presence know by manifesting random objects colored the hue of "asslips", and my first will be.... a popsicle.
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Don't eat that, it may destabilize you.
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this message brought to you by KYLE, joe's trusted friend and caretaker.
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